so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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