I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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