The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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