we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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