My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
