she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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