yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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