All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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