I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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