I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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