What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Randomize
