I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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