I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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