I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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