The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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