We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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