We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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