i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
