we're blogging at a bar
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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