Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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