She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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