Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When are your genitals available?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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