so that wasnt chicken after all
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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