One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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