Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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