he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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