And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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