Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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