Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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