he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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