Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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