I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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