11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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