absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
