in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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