jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
