Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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