Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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