i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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