My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
No subtext here. People are naked.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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