fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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