we're blogging at a bar
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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