***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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