are you still at the devil's house?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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