any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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