did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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