walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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