I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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