I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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