Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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